A co-worker saw Vanna White at the airport. He walked up to her and calmly said “How are you doing Vanna?”
she replied “Good thanks.”
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A co-worker saw Vanna White at the airport. He walked up to her and calmly said “How are you doing Vanna?”
she replied “Good thanks.”
Why didn’t he ask if he could buy her a vowel….and some coffee?
Paul, if you ever find yourself in front of her, please use this line.
Cause Paul, you don’t buy the vowels from Vanna. You buy them from Pat. You ask Pat , “I’d like to buy a vowel?” and pat replies, “ok”. Then you say “U”. pat says back to you “Yes, we have 3 U’s”. Vanna just uncovers them.
I think Kurt’s suggesting that if you ever run into Vanna you should ask:
“Hi Vanna. will you uncover my vowels?”
I prefer it when she gives my consonants a good spinning.
1. I’m not sure I’d even recognize her these days, though I’ve always been a fan.
2. She’s married, and even if she wasn’t all of you are more likely to be struck by lightning, inside the airport, than pick up Vanna White, let alone have the guts to use such a stupid line (like she’s never heard THAT one 100 times this week already).
3. I bet it’s coworker J.Z. Do I win?