I bought some aviator sunglasses. They have gold rims and are tinted green.
Jesse helped me pick them out.
mike d: How are these? (puts on green tinted, gold rimmed, aviators)
Jesse: perfect. buy those.
mike d: What about these? (removes aviators, puts on a different pair)
Jesse: those don’t even have gold rims. I won’t approve of anything without gold rims.
mike d: these? (removes #2, puts on #3)
Jesse: nothing can top that first pair. I don’t know why you keep trying on new glasses.
mike d: what about these? (repeats trial process)
Jesse: They don’t have any bling. You need rockstar glasses. You could wear the aviator’s on stage.
And that was that.