Last night Sander blew it again. He mistakenly booked a flight that flew from Dallas to Kileen two hours later than he needed to. As I had smartly booked the earlier flight, we decided to try and see if Sander could get on stand-by so that we wouldn’t have to waste any time waiting around.
Sander got on Stand-by and the plane started to load. I got on first and took my seat at the back. Time passed and so0n I saw Sander’s face appeared in the plane’s doorway. He caught my eye and gave me a smug thumbs up. We were good to go.
He sat down near the front, and started to relax when suddenly over the intercom I heard “Sander Van Twisk?”
“That’s me, What’s wrong?” he asked the flight attendant.
“I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to take the next flight.”
“but there are plenty of seats available!” he stammered
“Unfortunately the plane is over the weight limit.”
HA HA! SANDER WAS KICKED OFF THE PLANE BECAUSE HE WAS TOO FAT!
This trip is turning out to be awesome.