It was a bummer morning.
After strategically choosing to wear a sweater over my shirt and tie today in order to avoid the time consuming task of ironing, I realized that I had no clean khakis. and my black pants would so obviously clash with the brown sweater.
So I reached into my “ripped pants” pile. and pulled out the Linen Wonder. White Linen Pants (WLP). and let me tell you, they are hott*
I also grabbed some thread and yarn and figured I’d close that rip right up in no time.
I was wrong. It took a solid 20 minutes for me to stitch the tear. But once it was done, I felt satisfied. Unfortunately, I was already pretty late so I rushed through breakfast and grabbed soup for lunch. then as I was rushing out the door, I put my shoes on and immediately tore apart the seam I had just repaired.
As I was already late, I decided to just go with it. So I’m wearing pants with a tear the size of an orange slice in the lower right buttocks. I suspect I’ll remain at my desk for most of today.
*two T’s means “extra”