I wrote the Help Wanted ad.

Mechanical Engineer:

Our elite engineering design team is looking for a hard working Mechanical Engineer with design experience that is willing to take a project from start to finish. As we expand our product line and meet our customer’s specific and custom designs requirements we are finding a growing need for ambitious mechanical engineers who are as comfortable with selecting a motor as they are with trying new things. In the world of Superhero Engineers, we want our mechanical engineers to be more like Batman than like Superman.

Regional Sales Manager:

This new member of our sales team will be responsible for identifying and achieving commercial objectives in their assigned geographical charter. The primary focus of this job is a consistent execution of selling, account management, and customer relations activities day to day. Think Han Solo minus the sarcasm and blaster. Excellent written and verbal communications skills are a must; knowledge of welding and metals processing a plus.

3 thoughts on “I wrote the Help Wanted ad.

  • 2/21/2006 at 4:21 pm

    Damn it! I’m looking for positions along the lines of Aquaman and Chewbacca….

  • 2/21/2006 at 5:49 pm

    Han Solo minus the sarcasm and blaster? Seriously, what does that leave?

    Good looks and a modded out spaceheap that could do the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs…


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