2 thoughts on “This Cow is Hardcore

  • 1/9/2006 at 11:02 am
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    Cow – okay, the cow got away. Good for it. They should still eat it because cows taste good. Also, once you eat an animal, you absorb its soul, thus making the consumer more hardcore. Always a good thing.

    Mouse – the most incredible thing I have ever heard of. Possibly the most hardcore being ever. If a person did this, they would be the equivalent of Rambo.

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  • 1/10/2006 at 1:44 pm
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    That cow should totally be let go. Because, how often do cows display any coolness? If anything they’re lazy, and I often suspect that, given the power of opposable thumbs, cows would gladly kill humans (http://www.pbase.com/z537z/image/48084543/original) in some sort of apocalyptic bovine revolution.

    As for the mouse, this is way beyond Rambo. It totally just threw down some rodent jihad on that guy. It’s a lot like the story of the mouse and the lion, only completely the opposite.

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