The Real story

For those of you interested, check out the sweet reflection off of these hot pans!

In other news, I am happy to report that I received a promotion, and instead of an “associate mechanical engineer” I am now simply “mechanical engineer.” I am proud to rid myself of that first unfortunate word. My father pointed out that while it was good to drop “associate”, I should really be trying to achieve the “longest title” award. A title that nears the ridiculous with lots of greek letters. Something like: Red Stripe Omega Mechanical Engineer Delta Division Professional Optimus Prime Induction Welder Expert.

Although something simple but undenyable would also be great. For example, Shaun McQuaid’s title includes the words “The Ultimate.”

I’m impressed.

5 thoughts on “The Real story

  • 6/3/2005 at 8:27 am

    Cheers to you Mike D!

    A slight correction: My “ranking” within the company is “The Ultimate”. My title, however, has the word “Senior” in it. Still waiting for the Senior discount, though…

  • 6/3/2005 at 8:58 am

    hey, good job dude.

    i’m hoping to get “office bitch” out of my title any day now

  • 6/3/2005 at 10:54 am

    i think you should request an apprentice and then have them refer to you as master.

  • 6/5/2005 at 12:21 am

    I’m taking the position with the company.

    I will try my best not to be enticed by the House of Rock (speaking of which, I called you today to say that EMS has boxes of 50 assorted holds for 100$, which is totally hot), though I have yet to talk it all over with Ian.

    My title will be something along the lines of “Service Technician Apprentice and Representative/Associate Electrical Engineer/Personal Aide to Mr. D.”

    Speaking of which, today on Law and Order SVU (USA reruns this show like it’s their only job) the two culprits, who raped and killed a small boy, were named simply Jimmy G. and Mike D. Caitlin and I could not stop laughing. I am not making this up.



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