“Never eat more than you can lift” – Ms. Piggy

moments ago…

mike d: “man I’m hungry. what time is it?”
co-worker Frank: “you’re hungry? it must be five minutes after lunch.”

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  • 12/21/2004 at 9:49 pm
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    At first I thought the title said, Never eat more than you could fit. Fit where? In your pocket? In your car trunk? Where are you fitting all this food and why are you not eating it, Fatty? But then I read it again, and it all made sense.

    K

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