a’ight. this has been eating at me for awhile so I’ve finally decided to put up a post about it.

Awhile ago my girlfriend Jill told me about the VH1’s “hottest rock bodies” episode where they revealed the 10 top hottest bodies of rock. here’s the list:

10. Kylie Minogue
9. Ashanti
8. Nick Lachey
7. Britney Spears
6. Justin Timberlake
5. Sheryl Crow
4. Usher
3. Jennifer Lopez
2. Beyonce
1. Jessica Simpson

Does anyone else notice the problem? none of these people are rock stars! they’re all lame pop/boyband/r&b stars. That’s not Rock. Rock is Aerosmith. rock is Jimmi hendrix. rock is not justin timberlake.

so, Jill, my sister Theresa, and I set out to make a list of the real 10 hottest rock bodies. I don’t quite remember all of the ones we came up with, but here are a few… in no particular order:

Gavin Rossdale (bush)
Bon Jovi
Lenny Kravitz
Gwen Stefani (no doubt)

comment with your additions to the list. let’s fix VH1’s idiocy.

3 thoughts on “riiight

  • 9/1/2004 at 9:32 am

    pj harvey, shirley manson….

  • 9/10/2004 at 11:57 am

    here’s a few for starters, Brandon Boyd (Incubus), Enrique Iglesias, Jim Morrison (The Doors), BAM (affiliated with CKY), Prince, Dave Grohl (From such acts as Nirvana, The Foo Fighters, and Queens of the Stone Age), Shania Twain, John Lennon (Minus the beard), Stevie Nicks (Fleetwood Mac), Mariah Carey, David Hasselhoff (those asians love him!), any member of a Flock of Seagulls, marilyn monroe, bruce springsteen, Joan Jett, young Tom Jones, and i can’t think of any more right now. I don’t have many women on there, simply because there weren’t THAT many women in rock and roll…and most of them weren’t hot. Also, a couple of these aren’t rock, but they’re way closer than britney spears.


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