Camera

Sarah got me a little webcamera for use with Skype. It’s pretty sweet. But as I prepared for yet another trip to Ohio (by the way, I’m in Ohio again), I had to find a place for it in my carry on and I didn’t want to damage the camera. I was looking around the house for a box. The one I ultimately found was the one that my distortion pedal came in.

As I checked to see if the camera would fit inside, I chatted with Brian who sat on the couch.

Mike D: “Sweet! It fits. Although the people at the security checkpoint might wonder why I’m bringing a distortion pedal onto the plane”
Brian: “Obviously, Air Guitar”

HA!

Rental cars

Rental car lady: well, we don’t have many cars left tonight but you can take whichever one you’d like.
Mike D: Okay. what do you have?
Rental car lady: We have a Chrysler 300, a —
Mike D: CHRYSLER 300!! I LOVE THOSE. I’ll take that one.
Rental car lady: okay, sure. You should know though, that it’s rear wheel driver – not necessarily the best in snow
Mike D: Awww man… what else do you have?
Rental car lady: a minivan?
Mike D: DARN IT. sigh. I’ll take the van.

Security Guard

Mike D: “Hi, I’m here to sign in.”
Guard: “what’s your last name?”
Mike D: “DiDonato. That’s D – i – D -…”
Guard: “wait what? Hold on. How do you spell it?”
Mike D: “D – i – D…”
Guard: “D”
Mike D: “D – i – D…”
Guard: “D – i – Z?”
Mike D: “D as in Dog”
Guard: “okay. D – i – D. then what?”
Mike D: “O – N -”
Guard: “O – M”
Mike D: “Nnnnnn”
Guard: “O – N”
Mike D: “A – T – O. DiDonato.”
Guard: “A – C – O. DiDonaco.”
Mike D: “yup. perfect.”

Awesomer.

Ed: “and when do you need these motors?”
Mike D: “whew. well? pretty much now.”
Ed: “realistically?”
Mike D: “Well, if we had them on site by the middle or end of next week that’d be awesome.”
Ed: “gah… okay…”
Mike D: “and if we had them on site on Monday it’d be even awesomer.”
Ed: “Awesomer?”
Mike D: “yeah.”
Ed: “is that even a real wo-”
Mike D: “probably not.”