Category: Poetry

I, michael didonato, now own a gmail account: mikedidonato@gmail.com

thanks to Jon Abad for hooking me up.
three haikus for jonabad:

Jon Abad the dude
gave some G-mail to mike d.
fellow mike’n’ike

For this selfless act
the halo gods will reward
head-shots and pow’r-ups

raise your needlers high
and warthog it back to base
’cause this flag’s for him.

There’s a brand spankin’ new IKEA opening up today not 1 mile from my apt. This afternoon post-work I’m going to attack the store armed with a gift certificate from my sister. This is really a monumental event as I have never before participated in the IKEA experience.

I’m not quite sure what I’m going to buy, or if the purchase will be made today. But… I will get something. and it WILL be exciting.

4 IKEA haikus:

Oh, IKEA oh
how I long for your sweet sales
cheap wholesale products

When I need some stuff
And I want to buy it cheap
‘I’ ‘K’ ‘E’ ‘A’ please

I expect a crowd
at today’s grand opening
I want IKEA

Sweedish retail chain
For ‘merican consumers
Lots of wealthy blondes