Do you have a minute…

Where I work, every time I leave my building I’m harassed by people looking for money… today it was MassPIRG, Greenpeace, DARE, and the Obama campaign. Today the greenpeace girl tried to be clever:

Greenpeace Girl: “Hey! What’s your favorite animal?” (as she blocks my path)
Me: “Pork”
GG: (looks dazed)

3 thoughts on “Do you have a minute…

  • 6/25/2008 at 1:42 pm

    When you eat pig, you’re eating pork.
    When you eat cow, you’re eating beef.
    When you eat deer, you’re eating venison.
    When you’re eating sheep, you’re eating mutton.

    But when you eat chicken, you’re just eating chicken.

  • 6/25/2008 at 7:15 pm

    Homer: Are you saying you’re never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
    Lisa: No.
    Homer: Ham?
    Lisa: No.
    Homer: Pork chops?
    Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
    Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.


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