Cyrillic

Friend Jess is headed to Ukraine to spread some SERIOUS peace. I’m hoping I’ll be able to take a Business trip over there during her stay so I can

a) be witness to amazing things like Chernobyl.
b) have close travels to neighboring countries like Turkey

Jess has been studying Cyrillic. Yesterday she shared this gem with me:

я буды оригиналом искусство. задняя

Literally, it translates to:
“I will be the martial original skill. Don’t mess with me”

It was the closest she could get to: “I know kung fu. Watch out.”