127 thoughts on “6-word stories

  • 11/27/2006 at 9:36 am
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    Elvis, got a smoke? No? ok.

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  • 11/27/2006 at 10:39 am
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    Six words aren’t quite enough to

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  • 11/27/2006 at 10:42 am
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    Third Left after the Sign, Thanks!

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  • 11/27/2006 at 11:28 am
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    Sex robots created, productivity reaches zero.

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  • 11/27/2006 at 11:30 am
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    EMP cripples US. Buy my bicycle?

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  • 11/27/2006 at 11:33 am
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    Bears finally unite. God help us.

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  • 11/27/2006 at 11:36 am
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    I could go all day. Unless…

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  • 11/27/2006 at 11:49 am
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    Mike D. missing. Shaun takes over.

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  • 11/27/2006 at 11:50 am
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    Atlantis found; shrunk in the wash.

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  • 11/27/2006 at 12:12 pm
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    Attack of the Flying Killer marshmallows.

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  • 11/27/2006 at 2:45 pm
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    I love you. Marry me, Bacon.

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  • 11/27/2006 at 3:12 pm
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    Frightening news! Soylent green is… delicious.

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  • 11/27/2006 at 3:19 pm
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    Roland makes snide remarks. Not cool.

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  • 11/27/2006 at 3:20 pm
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    Aliens bequeath superior technology: tasty soda.

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  • 11/27/2006 at 3:21 pm
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    Genetic engineers: “Vegans rejoice, bacon trees!”

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  • 11/27/2006 at 7:54 pm
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    Are we science-fiction oriented only? Or can we oblige Kurt’s disturbing obsession with Kevin Bacon?

    Fidobot, must you bark in binary?

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  • 11/28/2006 at 6:25 am
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    Roland apologises, it was a joke.

    Other stories here are hilarious though.

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  • 11/28/2006 at 6:37 am
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    Mike’s kung-fu improves, kicks everyone’s ass.

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  • 11/28/2006 at 6:47 am
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    That Shaun guy was joking too.

    Hard to tell, so few words…

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  • 11/28/2006 at 7:39 am
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    Sander gets fatter…uuuuhhhhh….Thats it.

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  • 11/28/2006 at 8:24 am
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    Damned dirty apes… Earth all along.

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  • 11/28/2006 at 8:27 am
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    Bacon: messenger, astronaut, dancer, invisible, lunchmeat.

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  • 11/28/2006 at 9:17 am
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    Ha, good one.

    They blew it all up. Maniacs!

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  • 11/28/2006 at 9:20 am
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    It’s like haiku, but more concise.

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  • 11/28/2006 at 9:55 am
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    Syllables no longer a limitation? Skidamarinkadinkadoo!

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  • 11/28/2006 at 9:57 am
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    Vader: I’m your father. Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

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  • 11/28/2006 at 10:15 am
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    Thanks for ruining the ending, Jerk.

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  • 11/28/2006 at 1:16 pm
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    Also: Verbal Kint is Kaiser Soze.

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  • 11/28/2006 at 6:55 pm
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    Kurt is fatter than me. Run!

    Hobo dissections… Next stop: Cardiothoracic surgeon!

    Naked, pleading: “Don’t tell Ryan.” … Mothers.

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  • 11/28/2006 at 11:34 pm
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    Looked up, felt heat, wall melted.

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  • 11/28/2006 at 11:35 pm
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    This morning, our alternate universe ended.

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  • 11/28/2006 at 11:37 pm
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    My dog said, “You didn’t know?”

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  • 11/28/2006 at 11:39 pm
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    All earth’s water ran out today.

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  • 11/28/2006 at 11:39 pm
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    Turns out the apocalypse was yesterday.

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  • 11/28/2006 at 11:41 pm
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    Turns out the apocalypse was bacon.

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  • 11/28/2006 at 11:41 pm
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    Is EVERYONE a zombie? Oh God!!!

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  • 11/28/2006 at 11:45 pm
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    Digital cameras are actually wormholes? Weird.

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  • 11/28/2006 at 11:49 pm
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    Britney Gallivan searches for Mike D.

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  • 11/28/2006 at 11:50 pm
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    The internet is IN MY BRAIN.

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  • 11/28/2006 at 11:51 pm
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    Wax fish? I don’t understand Patrick.

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