#35: Where does Pork come from?

The Question

Kurt vs. Glenn Says:

April 22nd, 2005 at 3:03 pm
Is a porkus real?

The Answer

Well, how about a little logic?

Fact: Ham and bacon come from pigs (unless it is turkey bacon, which is lovely as well).
Fact: Ham and bacon taste a little similar.
Fact: Pork is COMPLETELY different tasting than ham or bacon.
Fact: Pork looks NOTHING like ham or bacon.

Draw your own conclusion. Mine is that pork does NOT come from a pig, but instead from another animal, the PORKUS.

The porkus is a seagoing carnivorous mammal, much like a dolphin but with sharp pointy teeth, beady eyes, and a vicious temperment. It kills its prey in a manner similar to that of the alligator – the Porkus Death Roll. It grabs its prey in its teeth and rolls it under the water until it drowns.

Also, why else would my company have a server that was recently named “porkus”?

6 thoughts on “#35: Where does Pork come from?

  • 8/15/2005 at 10:06 am

    Fact: Turkey bacon is not lovely!

  • 8/16/2005 at 1:18 pm

    Oh but it is! Especially when prepared for you by a friend’s parent in massive quantities.

  • 8/16/2005 at 1:55 pm

    Oh but it isn’t! I am suprised more people haven’t rallied to agree that Bacon is the only Bacon worth eating. None of this pansy Turkey stuff. I am a Bacon purist.

  • 8/18/2005 at 8:09 am

    hmm. I’m torn. I personally don’t think Turkey bacon is lovely. But Shaun McQuaid cannot tell a lie. BUT, Mykal is the goddess of all things culinary.

    I’m torn.

  • 8/18/2005 at 8:39 am

    It might help if you experienced turkey bacon prepared by Eric’s father. That’s where the basis for my opinion was founded. The man is a genius with the stuff.

  • 9/21/2005 at 10:45 pm

    well i must say that beef bacon is the best but turkey bacon is good if u make it right!!! pork is the triflin!!!!


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