Kurt vs. Glenn Says:
April 22nd, 2005 at 3:03 pm
Is a porkus real?
Well, how about a little logic?
Fact: Ham and bacon come from pigs (unless it is turkey bacon, which is lovely as well).
Fact: Ham and bacon taste a little similar.
Fact: Pork is COMPLETELY different tasting than ham or bacon.
Fact: Pork looks NOTHING like ham or bacon.
Draw your own conclusion. Mine is that pork does NOT come from a pig, but instead from another animal, the PORKUS.
The porkus is a seagoing carnivorous mammal, much like a dolphin but with sharp pointy teeth, beady eyes, and a vicious temperment. It kills its prey in a manner similar to that of the alligator – the Porkus Death Roll. It grabs its prey in its teeth and rolls it under the water until it drowns.
Also, why else would my company have a server that was recently named “porkus”?