Shaun McQuaid says:
Let’s play a game. It’s called “wish corruption”. It goes something like this…
I make a wish. For example:
“I wish I had fries with my lunch.”
The next person grants the wish, but corrupts it.
“Granted, but the fries are 2 weeks old.”
I think this could easily break the highest comment count, if we do it right…
I wish I had a laser beam mounted on my car.