Do you have a minute…

Where I work, every time I leave my building I’m harassed by people looking for money… today it was MassPIRG, Greenpeace, DARE, and the Obama campaign. Today the greenpeace girl tried to be clever:

Greenpeace Girl: “Hey! What’s your favorite animal?” (as she blocks my path)
Me: “Pork”
GG: (looks dazed)