Poorly thought out phrase

Poorly thought out phrase

Easy as pie seems wrong. Granted, a pie is easier to make than a cake but crusts are frustrating and time consuming. And there’s tons of conflicting advice on cold butter, iced water, and shortening/butter ratios.

If I’m looking for a quick easy something to eat it would definitely not be pie, it would probably be cereal.

Easy as cereal. That’s more like it.

12 thoughts on “Poorly thought out phrase

  • 7/11/2018 at 12:47 pm
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    Cereal requires a bowl, a spoon, and milk, which necessitates proximity to a fridge.

    Easy as an untoasted Pop Tart.

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    • 10/26/2018 at 1:21 pm
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      “simple and pleasurable” unless you have to cut the first piece of a cream-type pie, in which case you are shamed by the fact that you destroy the piece as you remove it from the pie dish, and are further disappointed by the lack of structural integrity inherent in the pie-ish mess on your plate.

      Maybe this problem is specific to me?

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  • 4/24/2019 at 10:40 pm
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    *crickets crickets*

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  • 7/3/2019 at 12:41 am
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    Happy birthday!

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    • 7/3/2019 at 4:09 pm
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      You beat me to it! I was going to post today, too!

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      • 7/3/2019 at 9:27 pm
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        Ha!

        See Mike, there are a whole TWO of us waiting for new content! What are we paying you for??

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  • 1/26/2020 at 2:08 pm
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    Happy 2020, Cheeseburgers!

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    • 1/28/2020 at 12:58 pm
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      Hey Patrick and hey Cheeseburgers! How’s it going?

      I should probably do something on the site. Maybe I’ll consider some changes around here.

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  • 2/5/2020 at 6:48 pm
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    You have my vote and my support Mike D! Always happy to help!

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  • 4/4/2020 at 10:47 pm
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    How’s everybody doing in quarantine over there?

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