Yesterday, Roller Girl JK Elemenopee congratulated me on the announcer gig and asked me if I had come up with a derby name yet. Admittedly, no, I hadn’t really thought about it much.
Naturally, I’m looking for ideas. If you have an idea or recommendation for my roller derby announcer name leave it in the comments!
Dirk Flavorhouse
It’s not really a “derby name” per se, but it’s a slammin (and obviously made-up) announcer name!
The Detonator. Whats wrong with that one?
“Welcome to tonight RD Bout…I’m al michaels and with me as always is The Detonator!”
It obviously has to begin with a D. “Determinator”! Cause you’re determining what’s going on during the bout. Yeah?
Spike D
Midnight Meat Train. Pretty please.
Detonator for SURE. No question, I’m with Kurt.
Do you get a color man? Or are you your own color man?
Count Blockula
The Earl of Jam-wich
Rink Rash Randy
Captain Suicides
Sir Talksalot
Harry Scaray
Howie Schlong (ok, pushing it there, but I thought it was funny)
Al Michaels – “Wow Detonator! Pam Terror really racked the points up during that last jam!”
Detonator – “I agree Al. She was Dynamite!”
Long John Sterling Silver-Brutals win. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BRUTALS WIN!
U could always use Rock Ness Monster… I mean.. U Rock n Roll… u Rock Climb… It works on a personal level, too.
Other suggestions:
White Dynamite
Edward Killin’ (Edward Cullen)
Bout Shout DiDonato (last name helps promote this site, too)