A new name?

Yesterday, Roller Girl JK Elemenopee congratulated me on the announcer gig and asked me if I had come up with a derby name yet. Admittedly, no, I hadn’t really thought about it much.

Naturally, I’m looking for ideas. If you have an idea or recommendation for my roller derby announcer name leave it in the comments!

11 thoughts on “A new name?

  • 4/22/2011 at 10:25 am
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    Dirk Flavorhouse

    It’s not really a “derby name” per se, but it’s a slammin (and obviously made-up) announcer name!

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  • 4/22/2011 at 11:15 am
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    The Detonator. Whats wrong with that one?

    “Welcome to tonight RD Bout…I’m al michaels and with me as always is The Detonator!”

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  • 4/22/2011 at 1:44 pm
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    It obviously has to begin with a D. “Determinator”! Cause you’re determining what’s going on during the bout. Yeah?

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  • 4/22/2011 at 5:02 pm
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    Midnight Meat Train. Pretty please.

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  • 4/22/2011 at 6:18 pm
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    Detonator for SURE. No question, I’m with Kurt.

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    • 4/22/2011 at 9:25 pm
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      Do you get a color man? Or are you your own color man?

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  • 4/22/2011 at 8:32 pm
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    Count Blockula
    The Earl of Jam-wich
    Rink Rash Randy
    Captain Suicides
    Sir Talksalot
    Harry Scaray
    Howie Schlong (ok, pushing it there, but I thought it was funny)

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    • 4/22/2011 at 9:26 pm
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      Al Michaels – “Wow Detonator! Pam Terror really racked the points up during that last jam!”

      Detonator – “I agree Al. She was Dynamite!”

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    • 4/23/2011 at 11:22 pm
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      Long John Sterling Silver-Brutals win. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BRUTALS WIN!

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  • 4/23/2011 at 5:17 pm
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    U could always use Rock Ness Monster… I mean.. U Rock n Roll… u Rock Climb… It works on a personal level, too.

    Other suggestions:

    White Dynamite
    Edward Killin’ (Edward Cullen)
    Bout Shout DiDonato (last name helps promote this site, too)

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