ATTENTION!

Huge news good readers. I am a finalist in the Roller Derby Announcer Competition.

I offer my extreme thanks to all of you who were kind enough to vote for me.

Stay tuned for more updates as I get more information.

6 thoughts on “ATTENTION!

  • 4/12/2011 at 1:20 pm
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    Can you even rollerskate? I think that should be part of the finals. a Rollerderber for the announcer seat. BUT WAIT, THERES MORE! You each will be wired with a mic and you need to commentate your own Rollerderby-ing then it gets replayed and you are chosen via Audience applause. Losers get a Banana Cream Pie in the face.

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    • 4/12/2011 at 6:34 pm
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      that’s not a prerequisite for the job. Basically having a personality is what they’re looking for.

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      • 4/12/2011 at 6:53 pm
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        Well it should be. And if having a personality is what they are looking for….why are they looking at MikeD? No personality WHATSOEVER!

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        • 4/12/2011 at 6:55 pm
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          Ha!

          (jerk)

          What I really need to do is learn how to backflip on rollerskates. That would probably do it for me.

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  • 4/13/2011 at 7:51 am
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    Didn’t they teach you that in Kung Fu? That seems like something a Black belt should know…just sayin

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    • 4/13/2011 at 5:52 pm
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      Sadly the rollerskate backflip is a 2nd degree Kung Fu black belt move. I just haven’t learned it yet.

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