Friday’s conversation with Coworker Pete:
Mike D: Pete, I’m learning a spear form at Kung Fu
Coworker Pete: Oh yeah?
Mike D: It’s completely awesome. At one point you have to spin the spear around your back using your shoulder as a pivot point and it whips forward in a nasty slicing action
Coworker Pete: You better be careful with that thing
Mike D: It’s really not that dangerous. Most of the time the blade of the spear is very far away from your body anyway.
Key phrase: Most of the time.
Saturday’s overconfidence:
Nice dude! How many members of the Foot Clan did you take down with that attack?
oh… uh… all of them probably. Yes. that’s right.