I was showing my boss a few pictures of the 2010 sandcastle on my camera. As I flipped through, one picture came up that showed me shirtless lounging in a beach chair.
Boss: Gah!! You are Blindingly White! You need to put away the SPF two thousand and get some sun!
What can I say? I’m a pale pale dude.
Your skin belongs in Seattle.
This is probably true.
Believe it or not, readers, several years ago Mike and I actually did buy SPF 2000 sun screen, and it turned him even WHITER.
That sunblock was basically white paint.