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Upon the recommendation of the Faculty and by the authority vested in the Board of Governors, The University hereby confers upon Michael A. DiDonato the degree of Master of Science in Mechanical Engineering with all the honors, rights and privileges appertaining thereunto. Given under the seal of the University at West Haven, Connecticut on the seventeenth day of January, two thousand and nine.

If you want, you can call me Master D.

14 thoughts on “Read the following in your best ‘movie preview’ voice.

  • 2/6/2009 at 1:16 pm
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    Congrats!! Soon enough you will be Master D to the second power.

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  • 2/6/2009 at 2:08 pm
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    Oh, then can I be Master T and we can unite form an alt. rap group that sings of socially pertinent issues in an aggressive but non-offensive and intelligent manner?

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  • 2/6/2009 at 2:09 pm
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    And congratulations and stuff.

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  • 2/6/2009 at 3:05 pm
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    Congratulations! Does the ‘A’ in your name stand for Awesome? Or is it just a coincidence?

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  • 2/6/2009 at 4:16 pm
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    That doesn’t sound exciting enough for the ‘movie preview’ voice….you should ask them to reprint it with this…

    “In a time where the economic troubles of the worlds greatest nation have threatened man’s very survival. The world must turn a man, a man who has not only mastered the wonders of mechanical engineering at the prestigious University of New Haven, but also understands the unique balance of life, rock, and the art of kung fu. From the producers that brought you the unprecedented vision of “Ohio BS : a Mechanical Engineer’s story”, comes the story of a reluctant hero that rises to the occasion and makes the sacrifices needed to prevent global devastation. Michael A. DiDonato is… Master D… thisfilmisnotyetratedopenseverywherejanuary17th”

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  • 2/6/2009 at 11:53 pm
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    No articles found. B-R-I-L-L-I-A-N-T.

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