I got some great presents this year for Christmas. Here are some of the big ones:
1. A GPS.
My folks got me a GPS. If you remember some of those unforgettable lost posts, then you’ll recognize the value of this gift. I actually took it and upgraded to a slightly more technological one. The GPS that will arrive at the House of Rock soon is one that uses a bluetooth connection with my phone in order to get up to date traffic information to help me avoid the particularly nasty routes. Cool huh?
2. Guitar Book
When my MBA ends (we’re close! we’re so close!), I intend to spend a lot more time on kung fu, rock climbing, and guitar. Alicia got me a really great guitar book which will hopefully help me step up to the next level of rock. Oh man, all this talk of rock has me wanting to plug in the PRS. Oh man.
3. Espresso Espresso Espresso
Tree got me all sorts of espresso machine extras. A coffee grinder, nice beans, and some really stylish mugs for espresso drinking. I’m extremely excited. With a little practice, I will be able to provide the most delicious of drinks to my guests.
4. New Pants!
I’m working on a video that explains how to quickly and effortlessly hem your pants; all you need is a stapler and a sharpie! In the meantime, these new pants are going to really bump up my personal class level.
5. A Book on Papercraft
This book will make my cubical really intense.
Fun huh?!
You can also quickly and easily hem your pants with a sewing machine. And then you won’t look like a complete hack job.
Dude, I will pay you for Mouthy Moose!
“When my MBA ends (we’re close! we’re so close!), I intend to spend a lot more time on kung fu, rock climbing, and guitar. ” Yet more proof that Mike D is both awesome and cool.
I have four words for you: iron on hem tape.