Rental car lady: well, we don’t have many cars left tonight but you can take whichever one you’d like.
Mike D: Okay. what do you have?
Rental car lady: We have a Chrysler 300, a —
Mike D: CHRYSLER 300!! I LOVE THOSE. I’ll take that one.
Rental car lady: okay, sure. You should know though, that it’s rear wheel driver – not necessarily the best in snow
Mike D: Awww man… what else do you have?
Rental car lady: a minivan?
Mike D: DARN IT. sigh. I’ll take the van.
- Delay
- Fun bowling game
Whaaaat!!!! Think of all the donuts you could have done!!
For real.
Big pimping donuts!
I mean, how much snow are we talking?`
Mike D the bachelor, rollin in a 300, cruisin in style, pickin up chicks… or Mike D the soccer mom, pimpin the minivan because its more practical… I would have guessed you would make this foolish decision.
Guys, as a minivan owner I feel it is my duty to say that as unhip as they look, they do have removable back seats and more room than a sedan.
That’s something someone with a minivan would say.
Obviously. And I did identify myself as such.