Schenk sent me a message last night. This is what it said:
Tonight, I made brownies.
They are named:
The Schenk Tank’s Chocolate Holocaust Brownies with Chocolate Napalm Ganache.
CAN YOU HANDLE IT?!?! (Answer: no)
It is the chocolate dessert equivalent of a great white shark with full sleeve tattoos being lit on fire and riding a surfboard out of a fighter jet going mach 5, then landing on a motorcycle and doing a wheelie off a jump over a canyon filled with pyrotechnics, diesel fuel, attack dinosaurs and monster trucks, with Motorhead playing in the background on a stage made out of stainless steel and carbon graphite suspended over a pit of sentient skeletons holding war spears and really metal-looking battle axes.
Hahahahahahaha!!! YES!!!!
Remember, this is carbon graphite, not to be confused with the alternative (graphite made out of Skittles).
This MS Paint is pretty epic. I think a t-shirt with this very image on it would be totally amazing. It would have to have some catch phrase on the back, like, “Taste the Intensity!”
Carbon fiber or carbon fibre (alternately called graphite fiber, graphite fibre or carbon graphite)
I agree with Irene completely. But the real question is, can we bedazzle the skeletons?