My sister Tree once came up with the great analogy of trying to accomplish the impossible: “It’s like Sewing Molasses to a Potato”
This world needs more hilarious analogies like this one. Here’s my challenge to you, come up with absurd analogies that could be used to describe a scenario. (similes and metaphors are cool too)
A few examples:
The tumultuous day progressed like a bodybag rolling down a hill.
She could build a bridge out of gravy and optimism.
Morning hit like a wrecking-ball to a church.