Witty Text Suggestions!

We’ve been rocking the Witty Text for a few years now. What’s Witty Text you ask? It’s the little changing phrase under the MikeDiDonato.com logo up at the top right of the page. Every time you reload the page, it gives you a different phrase.

We have such gems as:

Soy un hombre del queso.
Recommended by 4 out of 5 adult film actresses.
Salt is the volume knob of flavor.
{IF _mikedidonato IS “on”} awesome=lots {ELSE} awesome=0 {/IF}

We waste water here. A lot of it.

Right now I have 40 rotating phrases (10 mikedidonato.com points if you can name them all!)

Typically this little witty text phrase is really appreciated by first time visitors and completely ignored by regular visitors. Well, I think it’s time to revamp the list with some surefire winners. If you have any suggestions, please feel free to post them in the comments. I’ll add the favorites to the list and take out some of the lamer ones that have been stagnating in mediocrity (like Curing boredom since 1981. that’s pretty much the pinnacle of ‘eh’)

The only rule is that the clever phrase should be less than 75 characters long. Otherwise we could get into formatting issues.

The Comments are Open!

16 thoughts on “Witty Text Suggestions!

  • 5/30/2008 at 9:07 am

    Is there an exchange ratio between mikedidonato.com points and Schrute bucks?

  • 5/30/2008 at 9:47 am

    “Sander is going to eat this website”
    “Now with more 30% more fat jokes”
    “Thou Shalt Not Not Rock”
    “Better than a kick in the face”
    “We have a zero tolerance obesity policy…Kurt
    “Honk if you like bacon”
    “Is there anything better than Gravy?”
    “My girlfriend left me for a wookiee”
    “This site is Unabomber approved”
    “I need intravenous lard to survive”

  • 5/30/2008 at 10:24 am

    Less dangerous than being Britney Spears’ kid

  • 5/30/2008 at 11:48 am

    THIS IS MIKE D!!!!!! (Must be shout out loud just like “THIS IS SPARTA!”
    We wear short shorts.

  • 5/30/2008 at 12:29 pm

    From now on I shall be know as; Ruin A Harmonica!

  • 5/30/2008 at 4:48 pm

    Sander, did you know my cousin is in a Christian Hard Rock/Metal band that has a song “Thou Shalt Not Not Rock” or is that just a freak coincidence?
    Go to their music page and click on Jesus (for those of you who take no offense)

  • 5/30/2008 at 4:59 pm

    My suggestions:

    I want my $2
    1 part Panda; 2 parts Sting Ray
    up up down down left right left right b a select start
    Brought to you by the letter 3
    Made in China
    Journey is a way of life
    7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
    A baby seal walks into a club…
    This site is one louder
    You could be a part time model

  • 5/30/2008 at 8:00 pm

    “Loans – Mortgages – Loans – Credit Cards”

    And I bet if you made them clickable, you could make like, $5/month off your website.

  • 5/30/2008 at 8:18 pm

    If you’d like to cover the costs of running my website, I will happily remove all advertisements.

  • 5/30/2008 at 10:25 pm

    As a matter of fact, I did.
    I creditted your cousin sang it for Mike D today.
    His ears may still be bleeding.

    Fun halloween tip – olive oil makes a long-lasting and convincing urine stain for your hobo costume.

  • 6/1/2008 at 6:40 pm

    I want to die in an avalanche of deep fried candy bars
    I love My Little Pony!
    Shattering mirrors with ugliness since 1981
    A bon-bon once told me the secrets of the universe
    In Soviet Russia, Mike D smells you!

  • 6/3/2008 at 10:14 pm

    Al Gore invented the internet. Jon Abad invented Al Gore
    I hold the Guinness world record for eating the most Guinness Books of World Records
    I dip my hair in a friolator each morning
    I love animals…they’re delicious
    My superpower? A lot like Spiderman’s web-slingers – but it’s EZ Cheese.
    Is there anything sadder than spilled ice cream?
    When are you too old for Transformers bedsheets?
    Who else thinks Janet Reno is sexy?


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