Concerned Internet Reader:
“Mike D! Something’s wrong with your website!”
Mike D: “yeah… we’re working on it.”
CIR: “When will it be back and awesome again?”
Mike D: “probably not until the weekend.”
CIR: “oh no!”
Mike D: “it’s okay. I’ll reimburse you with brownies. Just e-mail me your address.”
As the website is now fixed, the offer for free brownies is now void.