Unscramble each word to reveal the quip and it’s author.
“leepop how rkow tingtis wond egt dipa reom anth pleope owh krow nastnidg pu.”
-dogne shna
my corner of nowhere particular
Unscramble each word to reveal the quip and it’s author.
“leepop how rkow tingtis wond egt dipa reom anth pleope owh krow nastnidg pu.”
-dogne shna
sorry. it was actually “fuzzy zucchini”.
you can see how i made the slip-up.
bought some veggies at the grocery store last night went through “self checkout”
you ever do that?
every time you scan an item, a sultry woman’s voice says
“please place your [item name] into the bag”
and the voice is loud enough to be heard for a few aisles… well, i bought something called a “hairy zucchini”
that went over really well amongst some of the patrons… including myself
I got some new polarized sunglasses recently, and figured they’d be great for scooting because they’d filter out some of the glare. Unfortunately, the face shield on my helmet was doing something weird with the light coming into the glasses … because they seemed to only polarize certain wavelengths of light at any given time. As I’m driving down the street, depending on how my head was tilted, every reflection in front of me would pulsate from bright green to hot pink and back again. At one point, I was driving down the middle of the road, with tar repair strips on either side of the lane, the one on the left bright green, the one on the right bright fushcia, both pulsating. Now I’ve never done shrooms before, but I would wager it’s fairly similar…