I’m Sander! A long-time coworker and antagonist of Mike D, we originally met in college, probably. Everybody I’ve ever met has figured out everything about me in under 5 minutes.
Someday I hope to become good enough at something I love (riding motorcycles?) to make a living at it. Although I’ll probably just settle for having my own “1000 lb. man” special on the Discovery Channel before I die of explosive heart failure.
It looks like you might be…. wasting water?
Kinda reminds me of someone. Maybe this guy:
http://www.tubearoo.com/m2/83303/92571_judge.jpg
It’s John Malkovitch!
It’s actually Christopher Lloyd in Who Framed Roger Rabbit. But I think it looks more like James Carville.