Joe!

Joe!

Four truths and a Lie. Bruce Campbell is my cousin, but he doesn’t keep in touch. My first car had a model railroad in the back seat and trunk. I can sing barbershop upside down. I only use Land O’Lakes unsalted butter in my cooking, for the ladies. I golf once per year, no more, no less.

6 thoughts on “Joe!

  • 1/1/2008 at 10:39 pm
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    No. Bruce Campbell is not your cousin. Liar.

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  • 1/1/2008 at 11:20 pm
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    unsalted butter! you know you like salted better – I sure called that one

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  • 1/2/2008 at 12:20 am
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    I really want to believe the Bruce Campbell one because he’s awesome and you look like him a bit.

    I bet you’re a “Can’t believe it’s not butter” kind of guy

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  • 1/2/2008 at 1:28 am
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    You use Land O’Lakes unsalted, not for the ladies, but for yourself!

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  • 1/2/2008 at 8:52 pm
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    Points to Shamus for highlighting my 3.5 truths and 1.5 lies. You’ve revealed to me that I’ve only been lying to myself about why I use unsalted butter for so long. But alas, if Brisco County Jr. was my cousin, I just know he would have picked me to play Socrates.
    And thank you Paul, on both counts.

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