Four truths and a Lie. Bruce Campbell is my cousin, but he doesn’t keep in touch. My first car had a model railroad in the back seat and trunk. I can sing barbershop upside down. I only use Land O’Lakes unsalted butter in my cooking, for the ladies. I golf once per year, no more, no less.
- Tim!
- Abby!
the railroad. That’s the lie.
it’s gotta be.
No. Bruce Campbell is not your cousin. Liar.
unsalted butter! you know you like salted better – I sure called that one
I really want to believe the Bruce Campbell one because he’s awesome and you look like him a bit.
I bet you’re a “Can’t believe it’s not butter” kind of guy
You use Land O’Lakes unsalted, not for the ladies, but for yourself!
Points to Shamus for highlighting my 3.5 truths and 1.5 lies. You’ve revealed to me that I’ve only been lying to myself about why I use unsalted butter for so long. But alas, if Brisco County Jr. was my cousin, I just know he would have picked me to play Socrates.
And thank you Paul, on both counts.