There are a lot of people taking this coming Monday off from work.
List of important people out of the office:
VP of Customer Service
Head of Operations
Head of Domestic Purchasing
Head of International Purchasing
Head of Engineering
what does this mean? Brace yourselves now… on Monday December 31st I, Mike D, will be in charge.
The employees are thoroughly confused as to why management would ever let this happen. This morning as people read the e-mail I heard comments coming from corners of the office:
“Mike DiDonato? what?”
“Mike DiDonato’s in charge??!”
“look out. Mike D’s in charge.”
I think they recognize that this may be the most rocking (or disastrous) day in our company’s history.
First, I am going to throw a pizza party. Also, I’m going to try and make everyone wicked awesome t-shirts. I was even thinking of breaking out the Christmas lights and making a giant christmas lights mural on the wall.
I need even more ideas, send ’em in. This could be a day of reckoning folks.