Decidedly Delicious.

I just had an amazing sandwich.

It seemed simple. turkey, Miracle whip, and tomato on a toasted bagel.

Perhaps it was perfect toasting, or perfect content ratios, or just the humidity and storage that was used during sandwich transportation; for whatever reason, that sandwich transcended delicious.

7 thoughts on “Decidedly Delicious.

  • 12/19/2007 at 8:35 am
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    What the hell is “miracle whip”, anyway? It sounds gross.

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  • 12/19/2007 at 10:41 am
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    Miracle Whip is WAY better than mayonnaise. I put it on almost all of my sandwiches.

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  • 12/20/2007 at 7:55 am
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    BETTER than mayo? Blasphemy!
    Couldn’t they call it something better though? “Miracle Whip” sounds like some sort of Jesus-themed dessert.

    OK it does sound good though.
    Wait, I take it back: “half the fat of mayonnaise”
    Anything with “half the fat” never tastes as good as the full fat version. That’s why the fat is there! It tastes good!

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  • 12/20/2007 at 9:30 am
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    I usually agree with the “half the fat” thing, but that’s when they purposely remove the fat to make it healthy. Miracle Whip is just naturally better for you. They have a low-fat version that I will never ever try.

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  • 12/20/2007 at 9:49 am
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    Miracle Whip Is Gross. It tastes disgusting. And it is not mayonnaise. Mayo is heavenly and delicious.

    I rest my case.

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