Genius. 11/29/200711/29/2007 mike d. 6 Comments Quickthoughts Check it out. The Bible’s most INTENSE verses.
Jes Saint11/29/2007 at 9:02 amPermalink That was the funniest religious article I’ve read in a long time. Reply
Jesse11/29/2007 at 2:16 pmPermalink I laughed so hard at this line I almost peed: Elisha … however, decides to take it one step further. Invoking the name of God, he summons motherf*in bears to come and claw the s*#t out of them. Reply
Aaron11/30/2007 at 9:01 amPermalink I love that article. The eleventh commandment: “Ladies, DO NOT GRAB THE JUNK.” Reply
JoelPatrick12/1/2007 at 2:56 pmPermalink I would probably go to church more if those were the verses they based the sermon on. Reply
That was the funniest religious article I’ve read in a long time.
i’m going to buy a gross of asses’ jawbones.
I laughed so hard at this line I almost peed:
Elisha … however, decides to take it one step further. Invoking the name of God, he summons motherf*in bears to come and claw the s*#t out of them.
I love that article. The eleventh commandment: “Ladies, DO NOT GRAB THE JUNK.”
I would probably go to church more if those were the verses they based the sermon on.
where do you get those? Oriental Trading Post catalog?