I am tired. Last night I stayed up to do some homework, and I gotta say… homework stinks. The assignment was to complete 7 or so finance problems, and they were kickin’ my butt. I cut out at 2am… because that’s about as much as my feeble body can handle.
I can’t complain though… the work was assigned two weeks ago and I’ve had plenty of opportunities to get it done. Interestingly, it kind of makes me happy to stay up and do work… because it’s nice to be productive.
Today I’ll probably stumble through my day, and then tonight after class there may be some rock taking place with Ernie and Joanna. (Joanna!!)
Ernie, for those of you who don’t know, is a CT resident who was the butt end of many of Kurt, Jon, and my college pranks. Including the extremely effective “Operation Guardian Shield” where Kurt hid for 8 hours in the basement of Ernie’s house to let a horde of us in at 4am. We hid hundreds of little figures… everywhere.
Joanna, his sister, has a really high voice and once made sausage filled apples for an Iron Chef tournament.
They were delicious.
Don’t forget “Operation Dirty Dishes”. That was one of my favorite pranks of all time. While guardian shield was intense and should have won me a congressional medal of honor, there is nothing like making secret breakfast for everyone. then leaving them with the consequences. HAHA! The Best!
And all they ever pulled off was Operation Lame Comeback… where there comebacks were lame.
I liked the lifesize HnH attack the most. Well, i liked hiding the guardians on 2nd floor HnH the most, I think some are still in kurt’s dirty ass room.
I remember failing miserably at helping pull off one of these pranks.. I belive it was the breakfast one.
Mike! you haven’t pulled any pranks in a while.. I think you need a comeback!
I remember that… we had to break in because you fell asleep.
You made the Ocelot cry.
ugh. I couldn’t believe that.
Interesting fact: I still have the house schematics, time-line, organization plan, and cue cards of each invasion team for Operation Guardian Shield. Perhaps next week I’ll put up a full description of these pranks. They were top notch.
Ha, I remember reading about the pranks a while ago. Either Mike needs to repost them or I need to find them in the archives and re-read them. They were awesome.
“…house schematics, time-line, organization plan, and cue cards of each invasion team for Operation Guardian Shield”
This is why Mike D rocks.
He didn’t mention the hours he spent crawling through unused crawlspaces for hours. it was intense.
UGH. I forgot about that. After successfully navigating my way through hundreds of meters of crawl spaces filled with furniture, I finally get back to the closet, which acted as the entrance to these crawl spaces, only to find that there was now a party in the hallway outside the closet door.
Who has a party in the hallway?
I was trapped for hours upon hours upon hours in that closet… listening to people having a party just outside the closet door…
silently waiting for an opportunity to get out of there.
Absolute Absurdity.
lol
You were totally covered in Soot and dust. It was great. I guess I can’t talk though. sleeping in the dusty ass floor behind junk and trash.
Who knew that Mike D. was R. Kelly’s inspiration?