69 thoughts on “Whaaat?

  • 2/5/2007 at 1:47 pm
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    We finally hit zero. I’m breaking out the short sleeves. Our low according to Yahoo! was 14 below.

    How low can ya go? (clap, clap) How low can ya go?

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  • 2/5/2007 at 6:46 pm
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    F?? Are you guys still in the stone age or something? Use metric, man!

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  • 2/5/2007 at 7:44 pm
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    Roland, when I move to the UK I’ll switch over. Til then I’ll devote myself to old Gabe’s method.

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  • 2/6/2007 at 11:04 am
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    Good call Roland. From now on my website will be Metric only.

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  • 2/6/2007 at 11:34 am
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    I don’t think you’re allowed to go metric until you can spell their units correctly…

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  • 2/6/2007 at 12:18 pm
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    Actually kelvin would be cooler (SI units for the win!), but good job on changing. Speaking of K, I just discovered Rankine – it’s like kelvin but for Farenheit.

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  • 2/6/2007 at 5:40 pm
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    More fun: I’ve seen -40 F

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  • 2/6/2007 at 6:50 pm
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    You know. This was nagging at me all day and I just realized why.

    There’s no way for your website to be metric.

    The design was laid out using pixels whose size is determined by the relationship between the screen size and its resolution, which being most influenced by the design standard of dots per inch, has no relationship to the metric length units.

    Does this make sense?
    I surely hope not.
    I nearly went mad reading the background material on pixel math.

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  • 2/7/2007 at 7:57 am
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    Don’t you mean you felt it? Nasty temperature. Fingers freeze in minutes. My friend in North Dakota had -35 with wind chills down to -60 and below the other day. I don’t know how people can live there.

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  • 2/7/2007 at 8:56 am
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    I believe that misspelled metric is better than properly spelled English.

    That said, the correction has been made.

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  • 2/7/2007 at 8:59 am
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    clever!

    well, at least my content will be metric from this point onward.

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  • 2/7/2007 at 9:11 am
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    If you’re determined to do that, could you put up some conversion tables for those of us who are too lazy to look things up every time you post? That would be great.

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  • 2/7/2007 at 9:24 am
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    Jes! It will be so good for all of us to grow comfortable with Metric. We need to lead America out of the stone age of units!

    After a few months you’ll read metric just like english!

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  • 2/7/2007 at 9:49 am
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    Alright.

    As long as you properly define the scope of your project, you’ll have no argument from me.

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  • 2/7/2007 at 11:18 am
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    Excuse me, but Gabriel Fahrenheit wasn’t born until well after the Stone Age. There’s nothing particularly backward about using English rather than metric. And Jane Austen made referrence to miles in at least one of her books.

    Why must our friends in Europe be so frightened of the measurement system we use?

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  • 2/7/2007 at 11:40 am
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    Jane Austin? OK I take it back then – you’re not in the stone age, you’re in the 18th century ;)

    Actually in the EU we have to sell everything in metric by law, hence the 454g (1lb) jars of foodstuffs and 568ml (1 pint) bottles of milk you see in the shops. There was a bit of a hoo-ha in the UK when these laws were introduced a few years ago but no-one really gives a shit any more. The only place we are still imperial is in the road system – distances and speed limits are still in miles – although there are calls for this to be brought into line with the rest of europe (km).

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  • 2/7/2007 at 4:03 pm
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    Two good stories about that: I was home in Bismarck for X-mas in college, and my brother made me go running with him. -30 (F) windchill. My earlobe was frozen when I got back.

    My lady was visiting my family over the holiday break one year, and we decided to go running in the morning. She asked for the temp before we left. It was -10 (F). She laughed. She wasn’t laughing 20 minutes later when we ran by a bank and saw that I wasn’t joking. She was pretty upset (and cold) when we got back.

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  • 2/7/2007 at 5:27 pm
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    That Austen. But I’m impressed that you got the century right.

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  • 2/7/2007 at 6:29 pm
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    I looked it up ;)
    (And forgot to check the spelling, evidentially!)

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  • 2/7/2007 at 10:49 pm
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    “There is nothing particularly backward about using English” This statement is very incorrect. Everything is backwards about the imperial system. Here are some examples:

    – an inch is both too small and too large to use as any real measurement. Centimeters and millimeters are useful. We have to say things like “eighth of an inch.” How lame is that?

    – conversions in your head are impossible. the foot is 12 inches. What? How many meters in a kilometer. Well, kilo means 1000… so… 1000 meters
    How many feet in a mile? 5280. Five Thousand Two Hundred EIGHTY. How is this not backwards?
    Seriously. it’s based off the size of some dude’s foot.

    – ounces are a unit of both fluid and weight

    – As for Mr. Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit, he based his temperature scale off regular outdoor temperature. something that varies daily. Celsius is based off of the freezing point and boiling point of water… this is far more reliable.

    – Do you know what one ‘slug’ is? it’s 1 lb sec^2/foot. Do you even know what that is? Do you realize how painful this is when you are trying to show a mass over an inch? it’s disgusting!

    If you’d like more examples, I can provide them.

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  • 2/8/2007 at 7:34 am
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    Mike, you’re in danger of winning this argument, but I will never surrender the imperial system. The metric system would mess up American football considerably. We can’t give up yards. And “fourth and centimeters” isn’t quite as exciting as “fourth and inches”. No room for metric there.

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  • 2/8/2007 at 9:01 am
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    The only thing the metric (or SI) system has against it, in my mind, is the lack of creativity. Fluid volume will only be measured in liters and divisions thereof. In the imperial system, we have gallons, pints, quarts, cups, teaspoons, hogsheads, magnums, shots, fluid ounces, etc. You can name a unit after your first-born if you are popular enough!

    As for ounces being a unit of both fluid volume and weight, they separate, the fluid ounce and the ounce. They are related in the same way that the milliliter and the milligram are.

    Another strike against the metric system is that units of mass are consistently used as units of weight/force (I weight 60 kilos).

    That said, I still dig SI.

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  • 2/8/2007 at 9:27 am
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    an inch is both too small and too large to use as any real measurement.

    Not so. I use inches all the time.

    How many feet in a mile? 5280. Five Thousand Two Hundred EIGHTY. How is this not backwards?
    Seriously. it’s based off the size of some dude’s foot.

    First of all, it may be illogical or even unscientific, but that does not constitute backwards. And there’s an email going around that says it all goes back to chariots, and thus the width of a horse’s back end. Since the Romans introduced the 5, 280 ft mile, maybe we shouldn’t call it an English measurement. Damn Romans! They probably stole the idea from someone, like they did with everything else they “invented.”

    Jes Saint is right about the football.

    You’re over-thinking this Mike. Geez, scientific minds! Give ’em 2.5 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.

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  • 2/8/2007 at 12:23 pm
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    well of course you use the Inch, it’s the unit of measurement with which you feel most familiar. Just because you are comfortable with it doesn’t mean it’s a smart idea.

    I think unscientific and illogical DOES constitute backwardness.

    Check out this definition of backwardness:
    http://www.thefreedictionary.com/backwardness
    “Behind others in progress or development.”

    Is the metric system not significantly more developed?

    As a few examples: it has easy internal division and multiplication, it has thoughtful intelligent design between units (1ml = 1cm ^3), it has a solid background (vs. shoe sizes and beliefs of origin spread via e-mail), and it is far more prevalent around the world. That last point might seem iffy, but keep in mind the purpose of a unit is to provide a standard by which all of us can measure things.

    The only benefit that I see to the English system is that you and I feel comfortable with it. Selfish? yes.

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  • 2/8/2007 at 1:17 pm
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    There’s nothing wrong with being selfish once in awhile. By the way, Mike, are you going to change all the measurements in posted recipes to reflect your devotion to the metric system? Do European recipes use metric?

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  • 2/8/2007 at 2:21 pm
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    Any new posted recipe will likely be posted in Metric. Anything that was done in the past will remain as is. If you’re going to Metricize. you gotta do it right.

    And yes, recipes in Metric countries use Metric.

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  • 2/8/2007 at 2:46 pm
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    I wondered about that.

    Good news for Roland, then. I’m quite disappointed though. I like new recipes. Good luck with the metricizing.

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  • 2/8/2007 at 4:50 pm
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    Rarely do I actually write the recipes out on my website. If I do, and you need a conversion, just let me know and I’ll e-mail you the English version.

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  • 2/8/2007 at 6:22 pm
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    Seriously, dealing with American recipes that use “cups” is a pain – in the past I’ve only been able to follow them since we (my family) used to live in the US way back when and so had a set of “cups”. Using imperial is not too bad, but makes me feel kind of dirty afterwards ;)

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  • 2/9/2007 at 10:30 am
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    Still, backwards is not always a bad thing. And progress is not always a good thing. One might progress right off a cliff.

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  • 2/9/2007 at 11:05 am
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    For units, backwards is a bad thing. It results in a higher frequency of errors. Errors that could easily endanger or take lives.

    Check the google definition of ‘progress.’ It is actually defined as “develop in a positive way.” so by definition, progress is a good thing.

    If you were to progress right off a cliff, then your goal must have been to get off the cliff. Otherwise, running off the cliff wouldn’t have been progress in the first place.

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  • 2/10/2007 at 12:34 pm
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    Mike, you do realize we’re talking about two different words spelled the same way, don’t you? The definition you cited would be the noun form as opposed to the intransitive verb. I can see your point as far as applications of science go, but in my life no one will be endangered by which units of measurement I choose.

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  • 2/10/2007 at 5:45 pm
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    Regardless of your grammatical games, which fail to amuse the D, I think it’s very safe to say that the English system of units is indeed backwards.

    Actually, your usage of the imperial system could very much put people at risk or be highly costly to others. The more people that use that backwards system, the more likely that other people will use it as well. Are your children growing up in a well thought out international Metric household or a convoluted imperial system household? Surely someone in your lineage will find themselves entering the field of science. Let’s hope that they do not find themselves in charge of a mission such as the Mars Climate Orbiter, which missed its mark on Mars because some folks at Lockheed Martin used English units.

    $327.6 million down the tubes.

    Standards should be standard for all. You could use a different Time system if you wanted to… say, midnight could be at 6:30am. But in doing so, you make it harder for everyone else and especially for those that you influence directly.

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  • 2/11/2007 at 9:53 am
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    Mike D, based on my posts on this subject, do you really think it’s likely that someone of my line would ever go into science? Especially with me as an influence? I propose that my using the Metric system would be more dangerous.

    My children aren’t really into measurements yet. I’m still working on getting the younger two to speak.

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  • 2/11/2007 at 11:12 am
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    It’s really a question of standards and whether you appreciate the benefit to society of all sticking to one standard.

    If we all used vastly different versions of the English language think about how confusing things would be? It really doesn’t make any sense. Would you rather teach your children Ebonics or proper English?

    The imperial system of units is flat out inferior. Can you not see this?

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  • 2/11/2007 at 11:33 am
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    Mike, many people do use vastly different versions of the English language, but it’s up to the educated to transcend vernacular. It is entirely possible to be fluent in both Metric and Imperial measurements. In my opinion, this sets the bar higher for Americans with professions requiring knowledge and use of both. Would the benefits of standardization outweigh the cost to our liberty if we were forced to accept the metric system? This is a slippery slope, Mike. First, we standardize measurements, then language, then money, etc. Where does it end?

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  • 2/11/2007 at 12:01 pm
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    It certainly is possible to be fluent in both Metric and Imperial. But… why would we do this?

    First, units are a tool. Let’s say you needed to put a nail into board. If you had both tools available would it be better to use a rock or a hammer?

    The loss of liberty of being forced to use Metric? Are you serious? Do you feel that your liberties have been sacrificed by being ‘forced’ to use the standard time zones?

    The long term benefits of switching to Metric would be immeasurable. Think of the worldly effort that goes into converting the two… it’s disgusting. Perhaps you don’t see it as frequently as I do, but it really is alarming. Anyone who works in a world business needs two sets of tools, conversion programs, and hours of education to understand how to carefully use units. I alone spend countless hours a year hunting down errors in math that originated during metric-english conversions. It is a huge problem. And standards are standards. The reason I have to spend so many hours doing this worthless work is because people in the west and south who have Nothing to do with engineering demand 1 inch diameter pipe.

    On an entirely different note we have language and cash. But I’d prefer not debating those here. In my example, I was simply trying to use an analogy that Anita might better grasp. Let’s not get too far off our original debate which was whether or not the Imperial system is backwards.

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  • 2/12/2007 at 10:01 am
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    So really this is about making your life easier at the expense of American football fans. LOL

    As per rock vs hammer: what kind of rock? what size is the rock? what size is the nail? who manufactured the hammer? And what’s wrong with getting away from the point?

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  • 2/12/2007 at 10:40 am
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    The type of rock doesn’t matter in the least. The hammer was designed for the job and I would wager that you would use the hammer if given the two choices – regardless of the rock offered.

    I think that I’ve proven that the Imperial system is indeed a backwards one. The Metric system is not. I don’t mind so much if you don’t switch over, but it’s important to understand why the Metric system is superior and that we, as Americans, should appreciate the efficiency and superiority of Metric over Imperial. All too often I find myself in the field with people who curse the Metric system. How terribly ignorant!

    The underlying point, as I see it, is the appreciation for standards, efficiency, and general improvement of the world.

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  • 2/12/2007 at 12:14 pm
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    Actually the type of rock does matter. Some sedimentary rocks would break, whereas with igneous you’d stand a better chance of being able to pound the nail in. Also the shape of the rock might make a difference.

    Mike, I’ll make you a deal. You can switch the country over to Metric provided that the Imperial system can still be used for Football (thereby increasing the difficulty as players would have to be able to learn what, to them, would seem a foreign way of measuring), standard phrases (A journey of a thousand miles…) and Prose, Poetry, and Song.

    The number of words that rhyme with kilometer might in fact be quite long, but they will not lend themselves well to popular music. Example: Last night in the rain I walked ten kilometers; girl, there’s a steady falling of your love barometer.

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  • 2/12/2007 at 12:18 pm
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    I have to say, this is the longest and silliest conversation in the history of the world.

    I mean really, if the rock was right here and the hammer was over across the chasm with the rickety bridge, I would just use the rock and get over it.

    This is a perfect analogue.
    I could use metric but I’d have to cross over the rickety bridge of remembering that there are 2.54 cms in an inch and 453 grams in a pound. Since i’m on this side of the bridge, i’m just gonna use the rock.

    Maybe if i had to go to mars, I would bother to build a better bridge or pick a side so I wouldn’t have to use the rock, but that’s just me.

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  • 2/12/2007 at 1:14 pm
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    Actually Anita, the rock type Doesn’t matter. This is an argument about units.

    I’m not trying to turn the U.S. to Metric, I’m trying to help you realize the serious benefits of Metric and the importance of standards being standard.

    Jon:
    The original analogy said that both the rock and the hammer are available to you. You can use either. there is no chasm or rickety bridge.

    As for your analogy modifications, I do not doubt that we are all very familiar with English units. I am no different than you in that regard. But what I am trying to convey is the importance of not being ignorant to the fact that Metric is a better system of units than Imperial and that in order to be effective, standards should be world wide.

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  • 2/12/2007 at 2:27 pm
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    Ok, but try pounding a nail with a chunk of talc.

    Mike, if you’re going to take over the world, why not do the Metric thing while you’re at it? You are going to take over the world, aren’t you?

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  • 2/12/2007 at 2:27 pm
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    Regarding the use of Imperial units in American football:

    Before the middle of the last century, all track and field events (as well as cycling and swimming, presumably) were measured in yards and/or miles. The 110, 220, 440, and 880 yard races, as well as the mile, 2-mile, and 3-mile, were the standards in America and England, and had been for quite some time. However, since then, the conversion to metric units has been accepted, and with little difficulty. The 100m, 200m, 400m, 800m, races, along with the 1500m, 3000m, and 5000m races are the standards today. However, the mile is still held at some events, though today’s tracks are built upon a metric standard, so the start line is in an odd spot. However, that remains the only event that is not measured in metric. It is basically kept as a touchstone, so the new records can be compared to the old ones. And, of course, sentimental reasons.

    There are a lot more people who run in America than who play football. A change in units has taken place, and can take place. 4th and millimeters is even more dramatic anyways, IMHO.

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  • 2/12/2007 at 3:02 pm
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    Yes, but there are a lot more people who WATCH football.

    Oh, but I’m forgetting the multiple billions of dollars in attendance fees and merchandising that track offers the economy.

    If the US switches to Metric in general, but leaves football the Imperial system, then future generations of football players will have to learn a new system just to play the game. This will take the “dumb jock” tradition and turn it on it’s ear. If you can’t master both measurement systems, you don’t play. It could be considered a triumph of sorts.

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  • 2/13/2007 at 8:25 am
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    Does the switch to discussions about football mean that you agree that the Imperial system is a backwards one?

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  • 2/13/2007 at 9:59 am
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    I wasn’t seriously opposed to the idea that it’s backwards, but I still say backwards isn’t always bad. By the way, I think the money spent on Mars Rover would have been wasted regardless.

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  • 2/13/2007 at 10:29 am
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    Mind you the definition of backwards is behind others in progress. Progress is defined as being positive.

    ‘Bad’ is defined as having undesirable qualities.

    The English system is backwards as it is behind others in progress. It is behind others in progress because it has undesirable qualities.

    The English system = backwards = bad.

    Can you give me an example where backwardness does not mean that something has undesirable qualities?

    As I see it, anything that is behind others in progress means that it has been improved upon. If it didn’t have undesirable qualities, there would be no reason to improve it.

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