BREAKING NEWS

ANNOUNCEMENT:

Initial reports suggest that UUIG has visited mikedidonato.com. I repeat, it is believe that the Ultimate Ultimate Intern Girl, HERSELF, has visited mikedidonato.com. Inside sources have claimed that this post, which highlights the deliciousness of tootsie rolls, was commented upon by UUIG at 12:27pm on October 9th. While some outsiders remain skeptical, evidence continues to mount in support of the alleged UUIG visit.

While Patrick at T5T would not respond to our independent researcher’s repeated calls, a representative at mikedidonato.com did provide the following data on the visit of internet phenomenon UUIG.

UUIG

Our contact at MikeDiDonato.com had the following to say regarding the information above:

You can see here the distinctive red ‘blip’ located in Washington State (UUIG’s current location). While this alone does not suggest anything out of the ordinary, the location of the server indicates Gonzaga University. Which, being a school in Eastern Washington would further give evidence to a genuine UUIG visit.

Needless to say, the internet is abuzz waiting to see if UUIG returns to mikedidonato.com. Shaun McQuaid, rumored to forsee all things internet, had the following criptic message to convey after hearing about UUIG’s alleged visit

“I stand behind the statement that UUIG visited mikedidonato.com. While this exites me to no end, there is another that will cast this day in her shadow. There is much more to be expected from our humble corner of the internet.”

15 thoughts on “BREAKING NEWS

  • 10/9/2006 at 2:17 pm
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    “While Patrick at T5T would not respond to our independent researcher’s repeated calls”

    Repeated calls?

    Voicemail: nothing
    Hotmail: nothing
    Gmail: nothing
    T5T comments: nothing
    Mike D comments: nothing

    I’ll admit to a lack of responding… but only because there weren’t any calls to respond to!

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  • 10/9/2006 at 3:06 pm
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    The question is: Am I the real UUIG??? I don’t find your report to contain enough solid evidence at this point….

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  • 10/9/2006 at 4:29 pm
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    Here’s what we know about the commenter “UUIG”:
    Linked from http://www.t5t.org
    Posted from Gonzaga, in Spokane, WA.

    Here’s what’s been publicly posted about the real UUIG, on my site:
    She used to be in competition with VUIG.
    She recently discovered T5T.
    She plays ultimate frisbee (inferred from the U = ultimate)
    She’s a college student (inferred from the I = intern).
    She is located in eastern Washington.

    Let’s compare…
    Linked from T5T = recently discovered T5T
    Posted form Gonzaga = college student
    Spokane, WA = eastern Washington

    That’s definitely suspicious.

    What other theories do we have? I suppose I could have a secret reader (lurker) at Gonzaga who reads that another eastern Washington college student has discovered my site, and decides to impersonate UUIG on my site and Mike D’s site?

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  • 10/9/2006 at 6:45 pm
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    Who the hickety-hack is ultimate ultimate intern girl?
    DId I miss a memo?

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  • 10/10/2006 at 1:21 am
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    You didn’t miss the memo. Mike D (and Jes) happen to be two of about 10 people on the entire entire interweb who even knows who UUIG is… basically, you’d have to read my site AND have the password… not a very large group of people out there. I was a little surprised at this post, too. I was thinking, “whoa.. this is a lot of fanfare for UUIG… does anyone even know who she is around here?”

    Britney Gallivan = Mike D celebrity
    UUIG = not so much

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  • 10/11/2006 at 10:27 am
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    Hey, I don’t know who Britney Gallivan is, but I’m getting interested in the UUIG enigma.

    By the way, comment on blogs, and messages in email accounts are not “calls.”

    And “a buzz” should be “abuzz.”

    I am willing to believe in the veracity of the claim of authenticity of UUIG’s visit to Mike D’s blog.

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  • 10/11/2006 at 10:36 am
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    “a buzz” has been changed with “abuzz.” Good Catch!

    Britney Gallivan is a girl who we are trying to find via Google Power alone. Check out the original post here.

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  • 10/11/2006 at 12:09 pm
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    GASP! You don’t know who Britney Gallivan is!?!?! Check out that link!

    (And, yes, I know that emails and comments are not “calls”… but I wanted to iterate that I checked all 5 possible methods of Mike D to Patrick communication for the mentioned “call”, voicemail being one of them.)

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  • 10/14/2006 at 12:59 pm
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    Thanks. Also “ellusive” should only have one “l.” Thanks for the link. I am now on the bandwagon and have contributed one Googling so far.

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  • 10/14/2006 at 1:01 pm
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    Don’t mind me Patrick. I’m a writer/editor and a finicky person. Correcting people is just something I do. Isn’t that right, Jes?

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  • 10/14/2006 at 1:50 pm
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    Which one is the understatement, Jes?

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