It makes me very glad that you made a comment about Bananas. I was going to try to get bananas into the statement, but couldn’t think of a way to do it.
I don’t get it.
But if any celeb ‘d be a cool roomate, it’d be Jesse Ventura.
1. Political power…I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have to pay taxes, and neither would you.
2. He’s Jesse frickin’ Ventura. I’d intentionally pick fights with biker gangs when we hung out.
4. You now know people in professional wrestling: If Jesse’s ever out of town, don’t worry: You have a lifetime supply of “oh yeah? Let’s see what my new friend Hulk Hogan has to say about that…” Also, all the gym equipment, body oil and illegal steroids you can get your hands on.
5. He was in Predator: You know he’s buddies with Arnold, and all of his muscular and political influence. Also, his wife Skeletor. Consider your He-Man problems OVER.
I would think that Bruce Willis would be a good roomate. I mean sit back and watch him battle monkey’s riding a polar bear. Hilarity is Guaranteed to ensue.
You’d never have a shortage of bananas, that’s for sure.
It makes me very glad that you made a comment about Bananas. I was going to try to get bananas into the statement, but couldn’t think of a way to do it.
Bravo.
I don’t get it.
But if any celeb ‘d be a cool roomate, it’d be Jesse Ventura.
1. Political power…I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have to pay taxes, and neither would you.
2. He’s Jesse frickin’ Ventura. I’d intentionally pick fights with biker gangs when we hung out.
4. You now know people in professional wrestling: If Jesse’s ever out of town, don’t worry: You have a lifetime supply of “oh yeah? Let’s see what my new friend Hulk Hogan has to say about that…” Also, all the gym equipment, body oil and illegal steroids you can get your hands on.
5. He was in Predator: You know he’s buddies with Arnold, and all of his muscular and political influence. Also, his wife Skeletor. Consider your He-Man problems OVER.
what happened to 3, did you get hungry and eat it?
Let’s not forget that he played a BA gov’t ‘man in black’ in my favorite episode of X-Files. He’s got contacts in the NSA probably.
Be skipping #3, he doesn’t infringe upon my T5T copyrights. He’s just making sure that I don’t sue.
I would think that Bruce Willis would be a good roomate. I mean sit back and watch him battle monkey’s riding a polar bear. Hilarity is Guaranteed to ensue.
This shit is _______.
I can certainly think of something fun I’d like to do with Gwen…
I’m thinking either make an awesome paper-mache t-rex, or else fly kites in the park.
From what I hear, Gwen Stafani is amazing at paper-mache.