A conversation with a co-worker

Co-worker: Mike, we need some new mechanical engineers.
MikeD: oh?
Co-worker: yes. Preferably Female. Young. They would be working on our new product. It would be best if they were Sweedish. Maybe Lesbians? Lesbian Mechanical Engineers who are Twins. No… Triplets. We need three sweedish young female lesbian engineers who are triplets. Do you know anyone?

12 thoughts on “A conversation with a co-worker

  • 2/10/2006 at 12:21 pm
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    I’m racking my brain trying to think who this could be. It sounds like something I’d say, but it wasn’t me.
    It’s conversations like that that make me love Thermatool.

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  • 2/10/2006 at 2:24 pm
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    lesbians? that takes most of the fun out of it. still fun, i mean more fun than having nothing at all. but if i were to choose…

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  • 2/10/2006 at 8:52 pm
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    Out here in ohio we have a croud of young hot blonde female engineers (4 to be exact) but sadly we’re not lesbians or related… still how many hot blonde engineers have you met?

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  • 2/11/2006 at 1:02 am
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    That would be zero.
    Please send over 2 of your friends to Thermatool.
    I’ll pay for shipping.

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  • 2/12/2006 at 8:59 am
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    Ohio doesn’t exist.

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  • 2/13/2006 at 9:04 am
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    FAST PAYMENT! GOOD EBAYER! WOULD DEAL WITH AGAIN A++++++++++++++!!!

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  • 2/13/2006 at 6:04 pm
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    group of lions = pride
    group of wolves = pack
    group of flying geese = flock
    group of non-flying geese = gaggle

    group of 4 young, hot, blond, female engineers = croud

    i guess jon abad doesn’t spend enough time around groups of 4 young, hot, blond, female engineers to know that they have their own word.

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  • 2/14/2006 at 12:07 pm
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    For the guy who invented Chuck Norris (or whatever it was that you did), I’d expect that you could do a little multi-tasking.

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  • 2/14/2006 at 1:29 pm
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    If you’re multitasking when dealing with young, hot blonde female engineers, you won’t be dealing with them for long.

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  • 2/14/2006 at 4:19 pm
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    I wanna know which co-worker said that!! :P

    While I’m not a triplet or a lesbian, I am a young, Swedish, blond, female mechanical engineer and I used to work at Thermatool, does that count??

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