My sister just sent me an e-mail and referred to Providence as provi-DANCE.
I appreciate little name changes like that. Does anyone have any others, please contribute in the comments?
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Real Name : Awesomer Name
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Atlanta : HOT-lanta
Worcester Palladium : Worcester Getlaidium
Clinton : Clowntown
Worcester : The Anus of New England-cester
Manchester: Manchvegas
Shrewsbury : Jewsbury
hey! i didn’t come up with it
Melrose : Smellrose
Taco Bell : Taco Hell
Norton : Snortin’
Damnnit JonAbad…you stole mine!!!
Longmeadow : Longhetto
ooo…Ben that reminds me of one. But Mike D might be the only one who gets it.
Netto : Ghetto Netto
Sander: What’s that kid’s problem?
It doesn’t so much sound anything like “Sander,” but I overhear it a lot.
Stoneham : Stonetown
Ok, not very clever, but that’s my favorite name for the hometown.
Anchorage: Skankorage
Fairbanks: Squarebanks
OR
Fairbanks: Glad-I’m-not-there-banks