Coming Soon: An exciting one time addition to mikedidonato.com giving all sorts of juicy weekend details. This thrilling piece will be entitled: “how to change the struts on a ’91 plymouth acclaim”
Sadly, it will likely have to wait until later tonight. So until then, enjoy the brand new Alicia’s Movie Review and the brand new McQuaid Answers!
For those of you who are not mechanically inclined, “strut” comes from the latin struta/strutis (25 ninja points to who can name the declension and gender), which means “impenetrable shock absorbing nightmare fortress.” So, taking them out required a bit of doing, and at one point a sinlge 5/8″ threaded shaft was all that stood between Mike’s crotch and a mach 87 projectile of death.
if one collects enough ninja points, can he/she redeem them for things like sea monkeys or rainbow brite lunch boxes?
No, but it is the only accredidation accepted at the School of Awesome.
Just wanted to point out that very few people dare defy me any more. Revel in my undefiableness!