When I was little, I used to pretend fig newtons were magical power bars and that upon eating them I would gain superpowers or superenergy.
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When I was little, I used to pretend fig newtons were magical power bars and that upon eating them I would gain superpowers or superenergy.
The theatre production that I’m helping in right now features fig preserves. We have a little jar of the stuff as part of the props. I think I need to sneak a taste to see how close fig newtons are to the real thing.
I heard that Figs make you poop. Is that true?
I wouldn’t do it. Actually figs have little dead bugs in them.
And there is nothing less tasty than dead bugs.
Kurt, I think you’re thinking ‘prunes’