Lent. Darn.

Well, today’s ash wednesday. That means Lent.

Lent is a 40 day period leading up to Easter when us Catholics give up stuff we like (or start doing nice things that we hate doing) as a show of our dedication to the Chief upstairs..

So, this year I will be giving up* Soda (not a difficult task)**, junk food***, and Desserts**** (Lord help me).

As a Lentin kickoff, I just scarfed down the last chocolate that I would be having for 40 days. I will be sure to keep you all updated on my progress/sanity.

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footnotes
* If someone offers me an item that I have given up and it is impolite to refuse, I am allowed a temporary hiatus from Lent. Also, if anyone taunts me or tempts me maliciously, I am allowed to kick them in the face.
** If staying awake is a matter of life and death, I am allowed a single caffeinated soda. But I must drink it as fast as humanly possible so that I will get zero pleasure from the beverage. Later, I must donate 5 bucks to a charity of my choice.
*** Donuts are allowed if and only if they are provided by my work place because the hope for free donuts is sometimes the only thing that gets me through the day. Donuts with filling are not allowed. Boston Creme/Chocolate eclaire donuts are completely off limits. Donuts with sprinkles and/or a glaze are acceptable.
**** “Desserts” does not include any ice cream product, nor any dessert (sans chocolate) that is eaten as breakfast. Example: apple pie for breakfast is okay. apple pie after a meal is not. Ice cream with chunks is allowed, however ice cream can not be used as a carrier of other delicious desserts. Example: Putting a desired Cadbury cream egg into a bowl of ice cream does not make it legitimate. Sherbets, Italian ice, Slush, Dots, and Sorbets are all considered members of the ice cream family despite their lack of lactos. No toppings are allowed on the ice cream. Whip Cream is allowed on waffles and pancakes only. Chocolate chips can be eaten in pancakes, muffins, and bagels. Chocolate protein shakes are allowed. I reseve the right to edit or add to this list of restrictions/exceptions at any time.

9 thoughts on “Lent. Darn.

  • 2/9/2005 at 11:21 am
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    Mike,

    That is a huge long list of things to give up! Do you really like/drink soda that much? Note: As a long distance runner, consuming caffeine is a good idea. It doesn’t have to be as soda, but caffeine itself is a good stimulant that you’ll be glad you have come mile 16. Also, Junk food —- that doesn’t include snacks like pretzels right? You need to up your calorie intake if you plan on doin’ long runs!

    Love,
    Tree

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  • 2/9/2005 at 12:11 pm
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    Tree: my calorie intake will not suffer with the junk food evasion. I will simply have to make sure my snacks are healthy nutritious alternatives. As for the soda, I really don’t drink much. That goal will be easy. And Jon’s right. I do have quite a bit of free tea.

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  • 2/9/2005 at 1:33 pm
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    All the exceptions to the things your giving up really make it seem like you’re going soft, or some might even say, Episcopalian?

    Also as a post lent suggestion you should try some Scharffen-Berger or Valrhona chocolate, if you haven’t had them already they are delcious!

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  • 2/9/2005 at 1:33 pm
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    All the exceptions to the things your giving up really make it seem like you’re going soft, or some might even say, Episcopalian?

    Also as a post lent suggestion you should try some Scharffen-Berger or Valrhona chocolate, if you haven’t had them already they are delcious!

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  • 2/9/2005 at 1:54 pm
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    ooooh, ZING! bravo Mykal.

    Although I wrote up a bunch of exceptions, I think the only one that’ll probably be closest to ‘cheating’ is the ice cream rule. I will eat ice cream. I’ll probably stick to the no chocolate, no soda, no junk food rules.

    I may even be able to avoid the donuts.

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  • 2/9/2005 at 3:37 pm
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    Completely off topic. MikeD, you beat Geeks Make me Hot on the Top Site list. Congrats! Go have a low fat, no flavor bowl of frozen milk.

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  • 2/11/2005 at 6:27 pm
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    dude, don’t be a martyr. especially not a martyr with a cheat sheet. Why not just give up chocolate?

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