Americanada

I’m really thinking the U.S. and Canada should just throw caution to the wind and join forces thus creating a supernation. Imagine the possibilities!

yes, Americanada would quickly surpass all other countries in its coolness.

– Mounties would be seen regularly in city parks, protecting the Americanada way of life.
– Americanada businesses would have the perfect blend of polite restraint and business gung-ho.
– The drinking age would average out at 19 and a half years.
– The new national animal would be a beaver riding on the back of a bald eagle.

a beaver riding on the back of a bald eagle.

I’ve made my case.

16 thoughts on “Americanada

  • 9/24/2004 at 11:04 am
    Permalink

    I love it. I would join. Provided we don’t have to speak French like in Quebec.
    Except if we want to.

    Reply
  • 9/24/2004 at 11:08 am
    Permalink

    NO. I’ll applaud you’re creativity, Mike. But, NO.

    Reply
  • 9/24/2004 at 12:00 pm
    Permalink

    That’s so weird. I was just talking about taking over Canada with some peers yesterday. I thought we could make it the 51st state. But we were advocating really TAKING OVER the country. None of this mixing of cultures and what not. We all know who’s superior.

    Reply
  • 9/24/2004 at 2:01 pm
    Permalink

    The beaver is a loser animal.

    Reply
  • 9/24/2004 at 2:17 pm
    Permalink

    If that beaver was more like Rocky (from rocky and bullwinkle fame) with the aviator cap and googles and the eagle was carrying some guns in its claws…

    then while the drawing would be awesome, it would still be a dumb idea.

    Southern businesses are already very polite unless you mess with the Southern Trinity, then its on.

    Reply
  • 9/24/2004 at 4:32 pm
    Permalink

    mike, how the heck do you have all this free time???

    Reply
  • 9/27/2004 at 7:29 am
    Permalink

    Mike D! Let’s take it one step further and create Mexicamericanada! Can we see the beaver riding the back of a bald eagle that is carrying a burrito?

    Reply
  • 12/30/2004 at 12:39 am
    Permalink

    The beaver is a proud n noble animal! and… it is not in extinction process like the eagle. Anyway I am also proud to speak more than only one language (so, I parle français et je f. le chien). Voila what I wanted to say :-p

    Reply
  • 9/9/2005 at 4:07 pm
    Permalink

    we have a website about americanada…its old but we’re thinking about revamping it.

    Reply
  • 10/5/2007 at 1:08 pm
    Permalink

    After 3 years, I just noticed how much it looks like the beaver is trying to cop a feel from the eagle. SUPER DISTURBING!

    Reply
  • 4/13/2008 at 11:12 am
    Permalink

    i dont think that canada should join america because canada and america stand for very different things politically. Canada accepts different nationalities and lets them live their culture where as america kinda blends everything together.

    Reply
  • 4/15/2008 at 9:06 am
    Permalink

    I love that this post is still pulling interest after two and a half years of dormancy. GOD BLESS THE INTERWEB!

    Reply
  • 4/15/2008 at 9:15 am
    Permalink

    I think it’s the mildly pornographic MSPaint that pulls in the viewers. I’m still creeped out by the Rocky trying to cop a feel from the eagle in the 2nd MSPaint. STILL SUPER DISTURBING!

    Reply
  • 4/15/2008 at 9:17 am
    Permalink

    He’s not copping a feel! He’s getting a piggy back ride. It’s totally legit.

    Reply

Leave a Reply to smcquaid Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *