Mom: mike, are you going to take your blender with you?
mike d: I have a blender?
Mom: yeah, we got you a blender a long time ago. it’s in the basement. you can take it with you to your new place
I equate this with winning the lottery
dun dun dun
I’m pleased to announce the exciting start to mikedidonato.com.
Like the birth of a child, the creation of this website fills us all with
visions of an exciting future. One full of frequent blog posts,
hilarious comments, and quirky side features that can keep you
entertained for hours.
If you have any suggestions for this site, please feel free and
comment on this particular post to throw in your two cents.