JonAbad while driving: Mike D’s hair is obstructing my view through the rear view mirror… It’s taking up a whole lane.
Category Archives: Quickthoughts
I’m approaching the three month mark since my last haircut. If I can hold out for another week, I’ll be on course for four haircuts a year.
I had a dream last night that a stock that I had invested in jumped 600% and suddenly I had $120,000!!!
As I began to wonder what to do with all this money I thought “I could get a new car!” then I realized… nah… the Acclaim is in great shape.
What is the least amount of value that could be associated with a Ton of Money?
I think the choice would obviously have to be pennies since the weight to value ratio of a penny is highest.
The weight of 32 pennies averaged comes out to 2.87 grams . There are 907,184.7 grams in a Ton.
That means you need 316,092 pennies, or $3,160.92 to have a Ton of Money.
Of course if you were to get $100 bills instead, the math works out to about 98Million Dollars.
Of course, I’m only looking at US currencies. Foreign currencies could get really interesting.
Co-worker: Mike, we need some new mechanical engineers.
Co-worker: yes. Preferably Female. Young. They would be working on our new product. It would be best if they were Sweedish. Maybe Lesbians? Lesbian Mechanical Engineers who are Twins. No… Triplets. We need three sweedish young female lesbian engineers who are triplets. Do you know anyone?
Holes are drilled and tapped. Now I just need two more parts and some patience. I think I might be able to finish up tonight.
It bugs me when people do not identify themselves at the start of a phone conversation.
Yet I can’t help but wonder if I do the same thing once in awhile.
I want a lunch box.
Anyone know where someone can get a cool lunchbox? It needs to be able to fit a lot of food.
I eat a lot.