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This morning America slapped me in the face with freedom. First as I drove to work a Bald Eagle swooped over the highway leaving behind jet trails of liberty. And then when I got to work? Boxes of free Sun Chips for all the employees.
Nothing says America like soaring eagles and free Sun Chips.
You know what irritates me to no end?
The use of the word Appreciate without the preceding pronoun; The assumed “I”.
Person A: “Appreciate your coming in today!” Person B: “I finished that report for you.” Person A: “Appreciate it.”
This is not a phrase of thanks, it’s a command. YOU BETTER APPRECIATE THE RIGHT TO COME IN TODAY! YOU BETTER APPRECIATE THIS WORK!
Here’s the kicker: I do this all the time. And EVERY single time I do it, I hate myself.
Anyone else have self-loathing due to a poor grammatical habit?